Category Archives: Random

Touching

No, I’m not going to be talking about something sexual here you perverts!

I came across this video which is really touching and it is about… well, just watch the video.

In case you’re wondering, the cat in white is actually trying to revive it’s female companion which got knocked down by a car.

I’m not gay!


Basic Theory Test

So I just got back from CDC and I’m so glad that everything went as planned. I have to admit that I was a little nervous before entering the room for my trial test. I managed to pass my trial test and I went to the next room to have my actual test.

Did my 50 questions, clicked ‘results’ and then PASSED! YEAH!

Printed my results and booked a timing for my advanced theory in June. After that, I went on to apply for my provisional driving licence (PDL).

Oh yeah, I was kind of thinking if my colour blindness will affect me in getting my licence. When it was my turn, I got there and I had to fill in this form to state my particulars and medical conditions. One of them was ‘Colour Blindness’.

I circled it and the person in charge looked and me and said “You are colour blind?!”

I was like “Yea…”

So, I had to take this eye test and for some reason, they said that it was not a severe on and I could go on.

 

Phew…


Dog

Damn, that’s a huge dog!


Last day of school

Yes, today is the day where most of us students have looked forward to. Don’t get into your holiday mood yet because we still have one last obstacle to get through before we can finally have those days where we can just do anything, anytime, anywhere.

Chinese New Year is just round the corner but I have to admit that I’m not one of those CNY people. I don’t get happy over all this CNY stuff. For years my routine would be to visit my grandmother and then socialise with my uncles, aunt and cousin. The same line will be repeated each year to me saying I’ve grown taller, I’ve slimmed down, my brother is catching up…

Ughh…

Random Fact!

 

The word “TYPEWRITER” is the longest word that can be typed using one row of the keyboard.


Which are you?


Vitagen

Once upon a time, there was a farmer. The farmer’s name is Manuosh. The farmer and his wife were on their very first night as newly weds and as they about to get it on, a giant peacock tapped on their door. The peacock inquired whether they had any milk. The farmer’s wife, whose name was Pink, showed the peacock the way to their cows.

When they got to the cows barn, the cow exclaimed, “Don’t squeeze my nipples!”

To be continued…


Quick Update

What’s happening in school? Well, pretty much the usual things. Assignments are piling up and there are deadlines to meet. Exams are not far from now as well, yes, I’m feeling stressed and I’m sure everyone is.

What did I do yesterday? I went to Tampines to meet Gabriel and he was really late because the buses were packed. Made me wait for half an hour before heading down to Aljunied where we met Chris for dinner.

That’s pretty much, boring right? I know, I just look forward to the holidays where I’ll get to go to Malaysia :)


Interesting Fact

I did not know this.

When the sport, golf, was invented, they did not have a name for it and they just had a sign saying, “Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden”, that was how the word golf came about.

Interesting huh?


Sensitive

I must say, I had no idea that the lips are 100 times more sensitive than your fingertips. They are even more sensitive than your genitals; therefore, it is actually possible for a woman to reach orgasm by just kissing!

But I wouldn’t want that, it’ll kinda suck.

This is just a side story. I was in the bus with Gabriel and he started telling me his theory of how a guy giving another guy(not a willing candidate) a blowjob, it would screw up his mind. He says that physically, he likes the feeling but mentally, he hates it. Then when he reaches his climax, he doesn’t want to let go but the body reacts and because of this contradiction, he implodes.

He calls it the “Theory of Gabriel”

Mind blowing.


 


Incredible

I was just going through my daily blog traffic stats and this was what I saw.


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